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I have the kind of job where if I think it’s going to be boring for the day I’ll just work harder.

There was a huge stack of herb bags, now there’s just a few boxes of smaller herb bags. I win today.

If my boss says he’s not interested then I’m not going to let you talk my ear off.

I have shit to do, don’t fucking call back again.

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

It says “How to Eat Friends and Manipulate People” I got my selfie with Mads Mikkelsen. I’m satisfied. #HannibalSwag #kyootnkwirky

Holy shit, Lee met Mads. Two fandoms just slammed into each other.

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

It says “How to Eat Friends and Manipulate People” I got my selfie with Mads Mikkelsen. I’m satisfied. #HannibalSwag #kyootnkwirky

Holy shit, Lee met Mads. Two fandoms just slammed into each other.

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

(Source: sizvideos)

hunterssss:

polychromaticdolphin:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarthuur:

hunterssss:

the tardis is real¿¿¿? Doctor??????

is that an outhouse 

That’s definitely an outhouse, you stupid fuck

no its the tardis

more like the Turdis….

hunterssss:

polychromaticdolphin:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarthuur:

hunterssss:

the tardis is real¿¿¿? Doctor??????

is that an outhouse 

That’s definitely an outhouse, you stupid fuck

no its the tardis

more like the Turdis….

beoulveramza:

When your best friend is online

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Just told my boss about Five Nights at Freddy’s.

He agrees it’s one of the most terrifying games ever made.

One of those days where you have to shake your head, laugh, and mutter ‘that fucking bitch’ just so it doesn’t hurt.

We used to be such good friends. 

Sales met, chocolate restocked, tea wall sitting pretty,

and twenty signatures on the petition. I rocked today.